BETTER HOES AND GARDENS FOOD TIPS PART ONE

1. If you wake up late just combine Breakfast and Lunch to save money.
2. NEVER skimp on Baked Beans, Heinz Beanz are amazing and perfect and beautiful. (WE ARE NOT SPONSORED BY HEINZ yet)
3. Muesli bars are heaps useful in food emergencies, you can make your own but I wouldn’t bother. (That is because Josh loves refined sugar)
4. Don’t let anyone tell you that how you eat your porridge is wrong, porridge is just a big ol metaphor for life, different strokes for different folks.
5. If you never finish all of your food maybe buy a dog and give them your leftovers so you won’t feel bad and also you will have a dog.
6. If you are heaps craving say, broccoli, just go buy a broccoli head and eat it with your hands cause your body needs it. Also it makes people think you are very powerful because animals only eat raw food and how powerful is a horse? Very (cars are still measured in horses*). 
7. Here is the best toasted sandwich recipe: Dark Rye, Avocado, Vine Ripened Tomato, Baby Spinach Leaves, Hommus, Lots of Black Pepper and A Cheese Slice (personal preference, although Vegan cheese certainly works well here).
8. Do not smell any Tofutti products raw. Particularly cheeses. Don’t. Don’t eat them raw and don’t smell them. Except the cream cheese. That is okay. Good for frosting
9. Recipes are pretty boring, if you want to be a super impressive powerful person just get the gist of what you want to do and make it up, this once again is how animals cook (another powerful animal is a manta ray).
10. Don’t be a bossy stroppy cow when someone is being nice and helping you in the kitchen by cutting up vegetables for you or something. Say thanks and then mince the garlic more finely when they’re not looking.
    *this is not a car advice blog

*this is not a car advice blog